If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex Tee

If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex Tee

Name: If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex Tee
Brand: Printify
SKU: 3133572866
Price: 32.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$ 32.99

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We've never made or read something more real. People make laws and pass judgments based on their own political beliefs when not everyone shares those same beliefs. We truly believe in bodily autonomy and think the government should be nowhere near our vaginas.

These are unisex so most prefer to size down compared to normal women's sizing

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	16.50	17.99	20.00	22.01	24.02	25.98	27.99
Length, in	27.01	27.99	29.02	30.00	31.02	32.01	32.99
Sleeve length, in	8.62	8.90	9.17	9.45	9.72	10.00	10.39

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Perfect for the next women's march!

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