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Our forever mood: no time for bullshit, don’t want you in my personal space, and certainly don’t want your opinions. Eat a dick, and get the fuck outta my way. K, thanks, bye.

This item is printed on order and may ship separately from the rest of your order. Turnaround time due can be anywhere from 5-10 days before shipping. Once the item begins production with the printer (usually within a few hours), we are unable to cancel the order. All sales final.

Unisex Fit (most women prefer to size down)
100% soft cotton

This item is © Copyright and owned by Babe co. Don't be a copycunt, we will come after you. 😁

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.50	17.99	20.00	22.01	24.02	25.98	27.99	30.00
Length, in	27.01	27.99	29.02	30.00	31.02	32.01	32.99	33.98
Sleeve length, in	8.62	8.90	9.17	9.45	9.72	10.00	10.39	10.79

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