Fuckity Stripe Illusion Kitchen Towels

*pre-order: 2-3 week turnaround time*

This dish towel is a masterpiece of stealth and wit—on the surface, it’s a chic, patterned kitchen essential, but up close, it’s a laugh riot with "Fuck Fuckity Fuck" slyly masquerading as stripes. Who knew cleaning could be so clever?

It's not just about looks; this towel’s next-level absorbency means it can tackle a spill faster than you can curse at it. And it’s so soft and non-abrasive, your dishes might just thank you—if they could. With each wash, it fluffs up like a comedy act, ready for an encore.

• 100% High-Quality Flour Sack Cotton
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Approximately 26" square
• Hang Tight Towel® Loop
• Pre-Washed & Lint-Free
• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink
• Machine wash