You Are Not Alive to Please Any of These Motherfuckers - 16oz Acrylic Tumbler

Regular price $ 23.99

For summertime + the babes who love iced drinks all year round, we've got acrylic tumblers! Will ship in 5 business days.

Read it and read it again. You are not on this earth to please others. You are here to live, to love, to enjoy, to be happy, and to thrive. That is it. Do you, for you. Stop worrying about pleasing others, you are not here to live for them.  

About this 16 oz Double Wall Cool Acrylic Tumbler:

  • 16 oz (470 mL) BPA-Free double-wall acrylic tumbler
  • 9" straw included
  • Each straw includes plastic stopper to keep in place.
  • Designed for use with cold and room temperature beverages only.
  • Screw-on lid.
  • Hand wash only.
  • Not microwave safe.
  • Fits most auto cup holders.

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Laura H.
Best ever

This tumbler is even better in person. I’m fucking obsessed!!!!!

Barbra B.
A good daily reminder

I got this for my partner. He gets caught up in other people's bullshit. This is his daily affirmation.


Ever since I saw the mug with this saying I have been waiting for something that I would use. I am a cold drink person all year long so this acrylic tumbler is just my style! I was wary of the straw but when it got it I was super excited because I can bite the straw and it doesn’t leave teeth marks (I mean I’m sure I could if I wanted to but it’s not that soft plastic if you know what I’m talking about). Love MM and will continue buying from them!

kathryn f.
Great cup

I use this for my water at work. Fantastic reminder that I can and will do better for me..