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The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tank

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Listen, the best parents are rad, open minded, and say fuck a lot. It makes for a more colorful family life, and to be honest, way more exciting. My dad said fuck a LOT when I was growing up and look where it got me, I make a living saying it, haha.

This item is printed on order and may ship separately from the rest of your order. Turnaround time due to Covd19 can be anywhere from 5-10 days before shipping. Once the item begins production with the printer (usually within a few hours), we are unable to cancel the order. All sales final.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
Sewn in label
More true to size, but petite people may prefer to size down (width of the tank is most important)

This item is © Copyright and owned by Metal Marvels, LLC. Don't be a copycunt, we will come after you. 😁

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	16.26	18.23	20.24	22.24	24.25	26.22
Length, in	25.98	26.97	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98

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