If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex Tank

If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex Tank

Name: If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex Tank
Brand: Printify
SKU: 22420714467488050178
Price: 32.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$ 32.99

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We've never made or read something more real. People make laws and pass judgments based on their own political beliefs when not everyone shares those same beliefs. We truly believe in bodily autonomy and think the government should be nowhere near our vaginas.

This item is printed on order and may ship separately from the rest of your order. Turnaround time due to Covd19 can be anywhere from 5-14 days before shipping. Once the item begins production with the printer (usually within a few hours), we are unable to cancel the order. All sales final.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
Tear away label
Unisex, most women prefer to size down

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
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Length, in	25.98	26.97	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98

If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex Tank

We've never made or read something more real. People make laws and pass judgments based on their own political beliefs when not everyone shares those same beliefs. We truly believe in bodily autonomy and think the government should be nowhere near our vaginas.

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If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex Tank

We've never made or read something more real. People make laws and pass judgments based on their own political beliefs when not everyone shares those same beliefs. We truly believe in bodily autonomy and think the government should be nowhere near our vaginas.

Styled On Insta

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