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First of All Eat a Dick - Tritan Water Bottle
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This Tritan water bottle is here to keep you hydrated and save the earth from plastic pollution. Thanks to its corn starch construction, this bottle is biodegradable and will not linger in the environment, unlike its plastic counterparts. Each bottle has a screw-on, spill-resistant lid with a straw for a mess-free sipping experience. May ship separately from the rest of your order. It may take 3-5 business days to ship.