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Tears of Mediocre Men - Tritan Water Bottle
They cry as if they're the ones who are discriminated against solely because we believe they shouldn't be allowed to say homophobic, transphobic, and racist bullshit unabashedly. Keep crying, we'll drink it up.
This Tritan water bottle is here to keep you hydrated and save the earth from plastic pollution. Thanks to its corn starch construction, this bottle is biodegradable and will not linger in the environment, unlike its plastic counterparts. Each bottle has a screw-on, spill-resistant lid with a straw for a mess-free sipping experience. May ship separately from the rest of your order. It may take 3-5 business days to ship.