{"title":"Yard Signs","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"youre-not-a-patriot-youre-a-cunt-yard-sign","title":"You're Not a Patriot, You're a Cunt - Yard Sign","description":"\u003ch4 style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eI'm sick and tired of people thinking they're on the right side of history in this. If your political affiliation, or president, makes you think it's ok to hate people outright because they're different, because you don't fucking agree, because you don't understand, you're in a fucking cult. I'd take all my fellow queers, all the immigrants, all the people of color, to the maga republicans any day. GTFO. You're a cunt, not a patriot.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable plastic construction for outdoor longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Included metal stake for easy installation\u003cbr\u003e- Made and printed in the USA\u003cbr\u003e- 4mm thick corrugated plastic with visibility on both sides\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe with a clean, dry cloth. If needed, use a clean cloth with water. 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Aligning yourself with that man, fangirling over him, simping for him, etc. YIKES for you, babe. Over here, we don't play that shit. Arrest them ALL!\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable plastic construction for outdoor longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Included metal stake for easy installation\u003cbr\u003e- Made and printed in the USA\u003cbr\u003e- 4mm thick corrugated plastic with visibility on both sides\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe with a clean, dry cloth. If needed, use a clean cloth with water. 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And if you're a parent of one, I hope you're soooo embarrassed. Raising a kid that grows up to be an abhorrent excuse for a human? YIKES.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable plastic construction for outdoor longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Included metal stake for easy installation\u003cbr\u003e- Made and printed in the USA\u003cbr\u003e- 4mm thick corrugated plastic with visibility on both sides\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe with a clean, dry cloth. If needed, use a clean cloth with water. 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Why? Because we don't hide our allyship or love for the trans community. Plus, I'm queer, and I think anyone in the LGBTQ community trying to not include the T is a fucking loser. \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable plastic construction for outdoor longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Included metal stake for easy installation\u003cbr\u003e- Available in both landscape and portrait orientations\u003cbr\u003e- Made and printed in the USA\u003cbr\u003e- 4mm thick corrugated plastic with visibility on both sides\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe with a clean, dry cloth. If needed, use a clean cloth with water. 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